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Offline Kerobu

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« on: October 06, 2019, 14:37. »
I bought a jar of Nutella type spread. I'm now thinking it won't be allowed through security. Any advice?
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Offline Spurs

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« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2019, 15:59. »
Won’t be allowed in hand luggage unless under 100ml but it can go in a case
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Offline Graham H

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« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2019, 17:17. »
Take a diazepam and hopefully it will calm your worries.
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Offline mushte

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« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2019, 19:37. »
I think i see it on the shelf in Consume they have a good selection of English brands
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Offline gaveteran

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« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2019, 22:07. »
...and now the end is near... and so I face the final content.....
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Offline BeachLife

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« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2019, 22:18. »
Quote from: Kerobu on October 06, 2019, 14:37.
I bought a jar of Nutella type spread. I'm now thinking it won't be allowed through security. Any advice?

Leave it in Spain and buy some more in the UK ? Nothing to worry about then
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Offline John H

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« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2019, 17:50. »
Buy a jumbo pack of condoms, pack about 50 grams of Nutella in each condom, tie the end up and swallow them. When you reach your destination let nature take its course.
Problem solved.

Regards all

John

PS From a mosquito free Estapona
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Offline kevinb

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« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2019, 16:42. »
One of the strangest questions I've seen on this forum and the most inventive solution goes to John H.
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Offline BeachLife

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« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2019, 16:50. »
The "Nutella Mule" would have to be careful. One of those Condoms burst and the carrier would go nuts  ;D



Quote from: John H on October 07, 2019, 17:50.
Buy a jumbo pack of condoms, pack about 50 grams of Nutella in each condom, tie the end up and swallow them. When you reach your destination let nature take its course.
Problem solved.

Regards all

John

PS From a mosquito free Estapona
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Offline puddy-woo

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« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2019, 16:59. »
And it wouldnt look to clever on the way out


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Offline Derek

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« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2019, 20:05. »
Hi

How about this as an answer from John Hannon and I wonder why people no longer post on his site. I was hoping that as he had now sold his house and left GA he might also leave this forum. His reply to my comment on his very bad (and against the forum rules) post is "Grow up you Idiot"

That is the sort of person who is a moderator on this forum.

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Offline John H

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« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2019, 20:37. »
Derek it would make a refreshing change if you posted something useful on this forum other than your ongoing vendetta against me.
Get a life and grow up.

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John
« Last Edit: October 08, 2019, 20:44. by John H »
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Offline mushte

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« Reply #12 on: October 08, 2019, 21:20. »
Hi can someone direct to this post
 "Grow up you Idiot"
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Offline John H

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« Reply #13 on: October 08, 2019, 21:25. »
Hi Mushte, Derek reported my reply to this thread to the moderators,  namely “Buy a jumbo pack of condoms.....”
He received a short reply from me re his complaint, the reply was “Grow up you idiot”
Hope this clarifies the subject

Regards all

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Offline Derek

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« Reply #14 on: October 08, 2019, 21:34. »
Hi

These rules I always thought applied to all but obviously this is not the case and when a member (myself) comments on a violation I am told "grow up you idiot"  Makes me wonder if that is really what the originator of this site intended.  If anyone can explain to me how John's post on swallowing condoms does not conflict with these rules

The rules state

You agree, through your use of this forum, that you will not post any material which is false, defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, sexually oriented, threatening, invasive of a person's privacy, adult material, or otherwise in violation

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