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Offline Keith and Jen

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« on: December 19, 2018, 12:11. »
To lighten the mood, here are some 'Xmas-Cracker' jokes, courtesy of Wicked Uncle:


Q: How do pigs send top secret messages? A: With invisible oink!


I’m scared of Santa Claus. I’m intimidated by his presents.


What’s the difference between BOOM! Aaaaargh! And Aaaaaargh! BOOM!? The difference is whether you’re falling from the 1st or the 10th floor.


I am considering a new career in mirror cleaning. It is something I can see myself doing,


A weasel walks into a bar. The Bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?". "Pop," goes the weasel.


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« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2018, 17:29. »



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« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2018, 19:06. »
Cheers Keith, that put a smile on my face.
Hope all’s well

Regards all

John


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« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2018, 22:52. »
Thanks Keith & Jen. Reading this topic has prompted me to start up a new Board called "Jokes & Funnies" for members to share their jokes, stories, funny anecdotes etc. and give us all a good laugh. You will find the new Board under "Miscellaneous' on the home page.
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