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Miscellaneous => Jokes & Funnies => Topic started by: Blue and white stripes on July 09, 2021, 14:49.

Title: Help Needed
Post by: Blue and white stripes on July 09, 2021, 14:49.

This may be of interest to someone:

A friend has 2 tickets in a corporate box for the England v Italy game on Sunday. He paid £3000 each, but he didn't realise when he bought them months ago that it was going to be the same day as his wedding! If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place...

It's at Nottingham Registry Office, at 4pm. Her name is Sharon  -- she's 5'4", about 8 stone, quite pretty, has her own income and is a really good cook using fresh organic produce from her allotment.

Title: Re: Help Needed
Post by: Aficionado on July 09, 2021, 14:51.

 ;D ;D

Title: Re: Help Needed
Post by: mushte on July 09, 2021, 18:53.

   Love it
         ;D ;D ;D ;D
  mushte

Title: Re: Help Needed
Post by: Block 509 on June 10, 2022, 11:57.

My uncle had just left me a stately home in his will. I've no idea where Sod Hall is, but I'm thrilled.