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Gran Alacant Forum => General Discussions => Topic started by: Kerobu on October 06, 2019, 14:37.

Title: Airport security
Post by: Kerobu on October 06, 2019, 14:37.
I bought a jar of Nutella type spread. I'm now thinking it won't be allowed through security. Any advice?
Title: Re: Airport security
Post by: Spurs on October 06, 2019, 15:59.
Won’t be allowed in hand luggage unless under 100ml but it can go in a case
Title: Re: Airport security
Post by: Graham H on October 06, 2019, 17:17.
Take a diazepam and hopefully it will calm your worries.
Title: Re: Airport security
Post by: mushte on October 06, 2019, 19:37.
I think i see it on the shelf in Consume they have a good selection of English brands
mushte
Title: Re: Airport security
Post by: gaveteran on October 06, 2019, 22:07.
...and now the end is near... and so I face the final content.....
Title: Re: Airport security
Post by: BeachLife on October 06, 2019, 22:18.
I bought a jar of Nutella type spread. I'm now thinking it won't be allowed through security. Any advice?

Leave it in Spain and buy some more in the UK ? Nothing to worry about then
Title: Re: Airport security
Post by: John H on October 07, 2019, 17:50.
Buy a jumbo pack of condoms, pack about 50 grams of Nutella in each condom, tie the end up and swallow them. When you reach your destination let nature take its course.
Problem solved.

Regards all

John

PS From a mosquito free Estapona
Title: Re: Airport security
Post by: kevinb on October 08, 2019, 16:42.
One of the strangest questions I've seen on this forum and the most inventive solution goes to John H.
Title: Re: Airport security
Post by: BeachLife on October 08, 2019, 16:50.
The "Nutella Mule" would have to be careful. One of those Condoms burst and the carrier would go nuts  ;D



Buy a jumbo pack of condoms, pack about 50 grams of Nutella in each condom, tie the end up and swallow them. When you reach your destination let nature take its course.
Problem solved.

Regards all

John

PS From a mosquito free Estapona
Title: Re: Airport security
Post by: puddy-woo on October 08, 2019, 16:59.
And it wouldnt look to clever on the way out


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Title: Re: Airport security
Post by: Derek on October 08, 2019, 20:05.
Hi

How about this as an answer from John Hannon and I wonder why people no longer post on his site. I was hoping that as he had now sold his house and left GA he might also leave this forum. His reply to my comment on his very bad (and against the forum rules) post is "Grow up you Idiot"

That is the sort of person who is a moderator on this forum.

Derek
Title: Re: Airport security
Post by: John H on October 08, 2019, 20:37.
Derek it would make a refreshing change if you posted something useful on this forum other than your ongoing vendetta against me.
Get a life and grow up.

Regards all

John
Title: Re: Airport security
Post by: mushte on October 08, 2019, 21:20.
Hi can someone direct to this post
 "Grow up you Idiot"
 mushte   
Title: Re: Airport security
Post by: John H on October 08, 2019, 21:25.
Hi Mushte, Derek reported my reply to this thread to the moderators,  namely “Buy a jumbo pack of condoms.....”
He received a short reply from me re his complaint, the reply was “Grow up you idiot”
Hope this clarifies the subject

Regards all

John
Title: Re: Airport security
Post by: Derek on October 08, 2019, 21:34.
Hi

These rules I always thought applied to all but obviously this is not the case and when a member (myself) comments on a violation I am told "grow up you idiot"  Makes me wonder if that is really what the originator of this site intended.  If anyone can explain to me how John's post on swallowing condoms does not conflict with these rules

The rules state

You agree, through your use of this forum, that you will not post any material which is false, defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, sexually oriented, threatening, invasive of a person's privacy, adult material, or otherwise in violation

Derek
Title: Re: Airport security
Post by: Spurs on October 09, 2019, 00:15.
Life is to short I thought it was funny chill
Title: Re: Airport security
Post by: kevinb on October 09, 2019, 04:34.
Crikey it was only a joke by John.
Title: Re: Airport security
Post by: Blue and white stripes on October 09, 2019, 09:19.
100% behind John on this - some people need to get a sense of humour.
Title: Re: Airport security
Post by: bertdove on October 09, 2019, 11:31.
Totally agree.  John has contributed so much to this forum.

Bert
Title: Re: Airport security
Post by: Derek on October 09, 2019, 13:34.
Hi

I am amazed that you support this type of language "Grow up you Idiot" there is one thing wanting to be a teachers pet but his post is against the rules in several respects and when I politely pointed this out I get this thuggish reply. No wonder most of the old school, that contributed well in the past, would have nothing to do with John's forum.

Hopefully he will move on one day and the forum will be rid of a strange sense of humour that needs to involve filling condoms with a nut spread and then swallowing them and passing them through ones body to avoid customs. Suggest once every one has stopped laughing at his great sense of humour they look at the forum rules and possible amend them so that this sort of gutter post does not infringe them.
Derek
Title: Re: Airport security
Post by: puddy-woo on October 09, 2019, 14:08.
Omg this is hilarious.  The most random post ever anyway. Why would someone even bother taking home a fake nutella let alone a real one in the first place??? and the responses are classic - made my day sitting at my desk doing boring admin.  Next time I fly over with hand luggage at least I now know there are options for my over 150 ml liquids


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Title: Re: Airport security
Post by: Spurs on October 09, 2019, 14:22.
Blimey Derek lighten up a bit it was a joke !  John has been a huge wealth of knowledge and support to people over the years , and I for one have been grateful for that help many times .
I would park your personal vendetta and move on
Title: Re: Airport security
Post by: bertdove on October 09, 2019, 17:52.
I strongly suspect "Derek" is a troll.  Reminds me of a certain Belgian...!

Bert
Title: Re: Airport security
Post by: Derek on October 09, 2019, 19:50.
Hi Bert

One thing I have never done is insult anyone. So for John it is alright to call a member of this forum an Idiot and now you join in.

Why does this forum have rules for it is now alright for you Bert to join in like some undisciplined child calling names. If this makes you feel good and respected by others than I for one feel sorry for you.

Derek
Title: Re: Airport security
Post by: Admin on October 09, 2019, 20:36.
Derek,
You have done it again after such a long time of behaving yourself … thread closed !!!