Gran Alacant Forum
Miscellaneous => Jokes & Funnies => Topic started by: Keith and Jen on June 05, 2019, 15:54.
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Strangers on a bus are like batteries. You can instantly tell how much energy they have left by licking them.
Q: How do you measure a snake?
A: In inches. Have you ever seen a snake with feet?
A jumper I got for my birthday kept picking up static electricity. So I took it back to the shop and exchanged it for another one. Free of charge
Keith