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Miscellaneous => Jokes & Funnies => Topic started by: Keith and Jen on May 15, 2019, 14:24.

Title: Yet more from Wicked Uncle
Post by: Keith and Jen on May 15, 2019, 14:24.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can't tuna fish.

Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo set. How low can you get?

Today I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

Title: Re: Yet more from Wicked Uncle
Post by: Up the iron on May 15, 2019, 16:05.

Middle one's the best.

Title: Re: Yet more from Wicked Uncle
Post by: Mallard on May 17, 2019, 21:00.

Like the first one!