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Miscellaneous => Jokes & Funnies => Topic started by: John H on December 29, 2018, 23:25.

Title: You’ll understand
Post by: John H on December 29, 2018, 23:25.

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Regards all

John


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Title: Re: You’ll understand
Post by: Tony Gillam on December 30, 2018, 07:55.

That'll have some going round in circles until they get a life. ;)

Title: Re: You’ll understand
Post by: gaveteran on December 30, 2018, 21:04.

haha very good, coincidentally 3.14% of sailors are pirates :)

Title: Re: You’ll understand
Post by: denandrose on December 30, 2018, 23:45.

A joke told at a pantomime we went to recently
What do you call someone who uses You tube, Twitter and Facebook
You Twit face !!

Title: Re: You’ll understand
Post by: John H on December 30, 2018, 23:58.

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Title: Re: You’ll understand
Post by: puddy-woo on December 31, 2018, 00:50.

Pi off - we’re not as silly as u think!!


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Title: Re: You’ll understand
Post by: mike and judith on January 01, 2019, 02:28.

Simple Simon met a pie-man, going to the fair
Said Simple Simon to the pie-man
Pray what is your wares
"Pies you Twitter"

Which brings to mind:-
Little boy blue,
Come blow up your trumpet,
If the cows don't like it,
They,'ll just have to lump it

Puff the magic dragon
Lived on the shelf,
Didn't have anyone to play with,
So he played with himself
(There's more to this, but it gets smutty)

Jack & Jill
Has a whole bunch of 'em!

Happy new year everyone