Gran Alacant Forum

Miscellaneous => Jokes & Funnies => Topic started by: Keith and Jen on December 21, 2018, 17:25.

Title: robots
Post by: Keith and Jen on December 21, 2018, 17:25.
Q: What do you get when you cross a robot with a tractor? A: A transfarmer.


Q: What do you call a pirate droid? A: Arrrrgh-2-D2


Q: What is R2D2 short for? A: Because he has small legs.


Why did the robot order a milkshake? To blend in with the general human population, making it easier to infiltrate society and—in time—to conquer it.


I bought a dalek egg timer recently. After three minutes, it shouts “Eggs Terminate!”

Title: Re: robots
Post by: gaveteran on December 21, 2018, 23:08.
superb