My brother plays football for a team called the Musketeers. They've started the season well with three wins and a draw, all 4-1 and one 4 all.
What is a ghost’s favourite position on the football pitch? Ghoul-keeper.
What is a footballer’s favourite drink? Penal-tea.
Which football team loves ice cream? Aston Vanilla.
What do you call someone who stands inside goalposts and stops the ball rolling away? Annette.