and YOU complain ...

[granalacant]

It is impossible to find someone in Spain who can speak fluently English with a Glasgow, Yorkshire or Northern Irish accent?

Try to find ANYONE at the Opera in Odessa who speaks even five words of English ... impossible.
Que pais, que pais.

In any case: please not that from now on you have direct flights from Alicante to Santiago de Compostela and ... From Valencia to Istanbul   :-)  Saves a lot of time ... And at very cheap prices also ...