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Offline Up the iron

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« on: February 27, 2019, 17:55. »
I've just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I'll let you know.
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Offline denandrose

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« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2019, 13:23. »
 ;D ;D
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« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2019, 15:43. »
 :) :)
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« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2019, 18:47. »
Young Johnny came hone from school and said to his parents,

"The teacher asked a question today and I was the first to put my hand up and answer the question"

The proud parents asked "What was the question?"

Who farted?
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Offline Angiewheel1

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« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2019, 18:06. »



Sent from my SNE-LX1 using Tapatalk

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« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2019, 12:13. »
 ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2019, 17:04. »
I now hold the record of the number of views in Jokes and Funnies.
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« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2019, 07:58. »
Did you know that 85% of pie charts resemble Pacman.
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« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2019, 10:48. »
I had to visit the doctor today and he prescribed me some anti-gloating cream.

I can't wait to rub it in.
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« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2019, 12:20. »
You are so funny Mr Iron  ;D ;D
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« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2019, 17:33. »
 ;D ;D
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« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2019, 07:02. »
I was chatting to a German guy and it was surprising that they have the same proverbs as us. He said "You can't make an umlaut without breaking eggs"
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« Reply #12 on: May 04, 2019, 07:07. »
I was in a French restaurant and the waiter asked me if I was like the 'tarte au citron'. I replied that I was hardly likely to get into a hooker's C3 Picasso with my wife.
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« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2019, 11:51. »
I called in at Subway today. They had an offer for £3

Choose between 9 subs and a drink.

I said "what a dumb choice"

I'll take the 9 subs please.
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« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2019, 17:52. »
You are a funny man Mr. Iron.
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