serious questions in an airplane

[granalacant]

Please can I have a cup of tea and book a massage for my Barbie doll?
Can you take my children to the playroom?
Please could you fix my hair?
I have dropped my glass eye, please could you help me find it?
Could you turn the engines down because they are too noisy?
Is there a McDonald’s onboard?
Please can the captain stop the turbulence?