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Miscellaneous => Jokes & Funnies => Topic started by: Up the iron on December 15, 2020, 15:02.

Title: Cleethorpes
Post by: Up the iron on December 15, 2020, 15:02.

My wife and I were woken up at 3am by the phone ringing. After a few abrupt words my wife slammed the phone down.

Silly bitch, she ranted, I told her I do I know if the coast is clear, we live 32 miles from Cleethorpes.