Even more from Wicked Uncle

[Keith and Jen]

Strangers on a bus are like batteries. You can instantly tell how much energy they have left by licking them.


Q: How do you measure a snake?
A: In inches. Have you ever seen a snake with feet?


A jumper I got for my birthday kept picking up static electricity. So I took it back to the shop and exchanged it for another one. Free of charge


Keith