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Offline Keith and Jen

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Football groans
« on: June 12, 2021, 08:36. »
My brother plays football for a team called the Musketeers. They've started the season well with three wins and a draw, all 4-1 and one 4 all.

What is a ghost’s favourite position on the football pitch? Ghoul-keeper.

What is a footballer’s favourite drink? Penal-tea.

Which football team loves ice cream? Aston Vanilla.

What do you call someone who stands inside goalposts and stops the ball rolling away? Annette.
   
 
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