Knock, knock! Who's there? Art. Art who? R2D2.
What do robots eat as snacks? Micro-chips.
What is R2D2 short for? Because he has little legs.
I bought a Dalek egg timer recently. After three minutes, it shouts "Eggs
terminate!"
What do you call a pirate robot? Arrrrr2-D2.
Why did the droid cross the road? Because it was programmed by a chicken.
A robot walks into a bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender asks. "I need
something to loosen up," the robot replies. So the bartender serves him a
screwdriver.
Keith
