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[Keith and Jen]

What is white and furry and smells of peppermint? A polo bear.

What's the wife of a hippie called? Mississippi.

A dog goes into a hardware store and says: "I'd like a job please". The hardware store owner says: "We don't hire dogs, why don't you go join the circus?" The dog replies: "What would the circus want with a plumber ?"