Simple Simon met a pie-man, going to the fair
Said Simple Simon to the pie-man
Pray what is your wares
"Pies you Twitter"
Which brings to mind:-
Little boy blue,
Come blow up your trumpet,
If the cows don't like it,
They,'ll just have to lump it
Puff the magic dragon
Lived on the shelf,
Didn't have anyone to play with,
So he played with himself
(There's more to this, but it gets smutty)
Jack & Jill
Has a whole bunch of 'em!
Happy new year everyone